Boy, it is challenging to bring together my experience at The Canyonlands Half Marathon. It was absolutely wonderful and a horrific mess all wrapped up in one. Of course, now that it’s all said and done the whole thing was wonderful ... and the rough spots are small homages to tenacity.
While I was packing Thursday night my son asked me what run I was going to. I told him The Canyonlands Half. “The CANDYLAND” Half Marathon? I want to go!!!” he replied. So I broke down where I was going in the beautiful, barren Moab desert. No Candy Cane Forest and Gum Drop Mountain for me .... mmmm.
So I made it through work like a kid waiting for recess. Melissa picked me up and we hit the road for our 6 hour road trip. The rest of our group had left earlier in the day and were already there.
We got into town by the skin of our teeth. Packet pickup ended at 9 pm, we got there around 9:01. Happily, the volunteers were still there and we were able to pick up our bibs and green tees and hats.
We met up with Tina and Brie at our hotel and were out for the night by ten. The race started at ten the next morning but we got up at 6. We were meeting the rest of our group at 7 in order to catch the race bus by 7:30 - there was going to be a long wait in the canyon.
| Up and at 'em. |
And the wait really was a long one. But it was beautiful. Really, really beautiful. And windy. Really, really windy. We found a niche in a pile of red rocks and huddled up as we were blasted with sandy gusts. Ugh.
| The ever chipper Melissa |
| And we're waiting ... and waiting ... and waiting ... |
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| Not sure how this guy got up there in all that wind ... |
Right before the start we walked up a hill to the official start. The wind shifted into gales - bad enough where 5 port-o-johns were blown over - I don’t think anyone was in them ... EEEW!
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| Karen figures she can always parasail out of the canyon if need be ... |
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| Oh, sh**! |
Finally time to cue up. I was hoping to finish around two hours - not pushing for a PR today (and, truth be told, my 1:56 was on a primarily downhill race in perfect weather ... hee, hee). We were warming up in the crowd (3500 runners in this lottery race) and the wind seemed to slow a bit.
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| Gorgeous! |
And off we went. The first few miles were pretty easy and absolutely lovely. I hung around the 2 hour pacers but found them very annoying. They were pushing the group way too fast from the start and were making comments about the people walking ahead. Not cool. So I pulled away from them and just kept Melissa in my scopes as I ran.
| Absolutely gorgeous!! |
The course was gentle rolls and fairly easy on the legs. Elevation gain about 350 feet, loss 450. You could see the road snaking ahead of you so it was very easy to gauge the up and downhills and adjust accordingly. My music was spot on and all I had to do was look around me to let the minutes roll by.
But the wind kept coming and going in strong headwinds and sidewinds. It was a real challenge to push thorough it. It was really getting warm with very little shade along the way. The wind was sandy furnace blasts, not cooling in the least. I walked every water station but just couldn’t keep up with hydration, the wind just sucked it out of me. I was thirsty the last 6 miles.
Mile eleven and ‘Running on Empty’ came on my playlist. So, true!! At this point we left the canyon and had to run a mile along the main road. The wind intensified, I got caught in several dust devils and there were tons of cars right next to us so the fumes were gross. I would have given anything for sunglasses and a bandana at this point. We were packed into a tight group in the bike lane so I was forced to try to weave as people slowed and started walking. Not fun.
Final mile into Moab and I just didn’t care anymore. I was hot, gritty, tired, and very much over it. But I was so ready to be done so I kept pushing. I finished, grabbed some water, and found the first empty patch of grass and sat my tired tush down. Melissa came through a few seconds later (the 2 hour pacers a few minutes later - HAH)
Final time 1:59:32!! Yay! I’m very happy with that time as the wind and final 2 miles were so nasty.
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| Gritty, windburnt, but happy! |
We regouped and munched through the after party.
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| Ironically, this was across the street from the finish! |
Then we headed back to the hotel to clean up and hit the road back to CO - which included the most tastiest IPA and chips and queso in the history of mankind at WW Peppers in Grand Junction. Also, the most baked gas station attendant in Dillon - BOY, did he love the Red Hot Chili Peppers! Ah, home again, home again.






Beautiful scenery, not so beautiful weather. Glad you made it across the finish line safely and with a great time! Awesome! Love the last picture:)
ReplyDeleteThanks!! We had a great time despite running in a wind tunnel!
DeleteWho needs a spa treatment??? You were able to race and get a skin exfoliation at the same time from the wind and dust! :-) Despite the less than optimal weather conditions, it sounds like you still had a fun time. WW Peppers in Grand Junction is GOOD! Liking your skirt, too - it's a Patagonia? :-)
ReplyDeleteHah! I like that - but my chaffed calves are telling a different story!
DeleteGood eye, yes it is!! Love it!
Well done. That wind would have driven me crazy. And your skirt is adorable! Where is it from?
ReplyDeletePatagonia trail skirt, very light and comfy!
DeleteI can handle a lot, but wind just makes me crabby!
Wow...those winds are crazy!!! yeah...great time and looked like great fun!!! Lookin good i nyour green there girl ;)
ReplyDeleteNow I'm craving chips and queso!!!
Nom, nom, nom!
DeleteGotta represent in green!
Wow, what beautiful pictures (but I can't say I'm sad about missing out on that wind)! This is definitely on my must-do list now. Congrats on running so strong in such bad conditions (how does it stack up with that freezing half in December?).
ReplyDeleteIt was stunning, easily the prettiest run I've done yet (we'll see if I say the same after Big Sur)!
DeleteI would say that it was approximately 900 million times better than Pueblo!!! ;)
That windy canyon looks intense! I don't think I've ever run a windy race before, i would definitely be struggling through. Congrats on an awesome time in those conditions! Sounds like a fun time with friends, too!
ReplyDeleteIntense is certainly the right word! Thanks, Laura, I'm really happy with my performance but, more importantly, all the good company!
Deletenice work!!
ReplyDeleteThe Porcupine Rim trail exits on the canyon road and I've ridden it many-a-time and have always been annoyed by the wind on the way back to town. I can't imagine running it!!
This kinda stinks about the 2hour pacers - glad you did your own thing.
Sounds like you did great- esp considering the conditions! congrats!
I was certainly unimpressed, most pacers I've known have been awesome. Goodness, I would have just keeled over on a bike in that wind!
DeleteBut I hear it's windy and raining today in Moab ... could be worse!
you did fantastic...
ReplyDeletethe wind..that is hard...
I ran a windy 10 miler today and it was tough..
beautiful pictures!!!
annd...yeah...I am in mourning...my Blue Devils let me down big time this year...
Thanks, I'm really happy to push through the tough stuff, makes it all the more worthwhile. Must be an amazing run when the weather is ideal!
DeleteI'm genuinely sad that Duke didn't make it further, I've grown used to them getting into the final four!
As Bill Cosby would say "First you say it, then you do it!" (in regards to the port-o-potty fiasco! Oh, and look at it this way, you got a hell of an exfoliation treatment!
ReplyDeleteWell stated!!! Exfoliation indeed!! Note to self, next race that may involve sand and wind ... bring Q-Tips.
DeleteBeautiful pictures! You rock! Hope to see you on the trails again soon...no wind and a warm sunny day!
ReplyDeleteHey Laura!!! Hope to see you soon, too!
DeleteReally liked the pictures! That wind must have been brutal. Knocking over porta potties, yuck!
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the sub 2. Sounds like you had a great time with friends.
Awesome trip!!
DeleteCongrats on the sub 2 hour Half!! That race looks AMAZING!! I'm sure the pictures don't even do it justice! Great job!
ReplyDeleteNot in the least, I wish I could have taken more shots along the course but that would have involved stopping! :)
DeleteWhat a stellar job for you! But Oh MY Goodness. What a ton of wind!! And sand... and tipped porta potties?!
ReplyDeleteBeautiful course. Great photos!
Definitely one of my most memorable races in so many ways!! :)
DeleteCongrats on a great race in trying conditions! You are a rock star!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Christi!!!
DeleteSweeeeeet!! To run that time in those furnace, sandy, windy conditions is absolutely fantastic! So happy for you, girlie!! What a great weekend with your girlfriends...any time in Moab with good company is always a good time! And you look absolutely adorable in that spiffy St. Patty's attire! :) Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteThanks Jill - grabbed the green as a last minute thing - I'm so glad I did! Cha-ching, more money to the BRC!!
DeleteCongratulations Kathy! I love, love, love Moab, but running in dusty wind is not for me, sounds like you managed it just fine. A race concluded with a beer and friends are always the best races too. Glad you had a good time with your friends and you are just cute as a button in your race gear girl!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Tara! The next day was even worse, apparently there were power outages in town due to worse wind AND rain. Sounds like we got the better day!
DeleteBeer, friends, and cheese - yes, that's about as good as it gets!!
Please say there were people in those Port-a-Johns???? LOL..........
ReplyDeleteThat would have been epic!!! Most people opted to squat behind rocks after seeing that!
DeleteGAH! The winds here sometimes almost tip porta-potties (I live in an agricultural area and the fields always have them for the workers). I swear, once on a long run, I was almost blown over in one. YUK!
ReplyDeleteGreat race! Yay for sub-2, and I am DYING at the mortuary picture. Bahahahaha!
LOL, I love it too! Our "stiff" is named Morriah and she just finished her first half!
DeleteThe port-a-potty thing made me throw up in my mouth a little. Ugh! Can you imagine being in one?? OMG! That's a bummer that you couldn't get away from the wind. All the windy conditions in Denver were good training for you I suppose. Great race!!
ReplyDeleteI try not to imagine that!
DeleteYesterday the wind was ridiculous! Went for an easy 5 with my dog - we made it 3 and she insisted on going back which is something she NEVER does - I finished on the treadmill because I was just so sick of it all.
But today sure is looking good - can't wait to get out there after work!
Congrats on going sub 2hrs, bummer on the wind.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Elizabeth!!
DeleteOh well, makes for better storytelling!
That looked amazing! But the wind sounded awful! Way to push through it all and get a good time. And you looked good doing it--congrats!
ReplyDeleteThank you!!! If it was easy then it would't be worth doing, right???
DeleteGood luck with the big Boston taper!!!
Gr8 Pix and of course since I am all Irish on St. Patty's Day - love the green! I have a had few HM's now when mile 10 comes around - I am done with it all as well. Finish, give me the medal, water and banana and am I off for bed - or the beach.
ReplyDeleteI kwow three who did this race as their first HM this past weekend. They did not enjoy it, but They finished.
It is such a beautiful course and the elevation/hills are very forgiving. I would bet you could set a pretty fantastic pace in optimal conditions - but not last Saturday! However, 3 gals from my group ran some pretty smoking PR's!!
DeleteGreat job to your friends, don't let the conditions sour them to running other halves!
What a beautiful locale for a race! That wind sounds just brutal - huge congrats to you for getting through it with such a great time!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Michelle, the scenery made it all worth it (and kept me moving)!!
DeleteOh, man, what a gorgeous place for a race! We were at Canyonlands in 2005, and we just loved it there. I could've spent a week exploring. Nice time in some difficult conditions!
ReplyDeleteSO beautiful and we only saw such a tiny bit of what's out there! Definitely would be a great place to go back and bike through!
DeleteYou did amazing in those conditions! Wind like that is the worst! Ugh! Love the mortuary shot and how DID that guy get up there? Crazy!
ReplyDeleteWe should always take our running seriously as long as we don't take ourselves too seriously!!
DeleteI'm happy you commented on my blog so I could find your blog! That's an amazing time for those conditions! My secret some-day goal is a sub-2 hour half marathon, so I'm jealous. :) What's with the pacing group dissing the walkers? You're right...not cool!
ReplyDeleteHi Jen! Yes, those pacers really surprised me as they are usually real cheerleaders. Bummer. Sub 2 was a big goal of mine two - but very attainable!!!
DeleteGreat job! I love your outfit and the course looks gorgeous.
ReplyDeleteIt would suck to be in a porta john that blew over. Other than the disgusting factor, I feel like there's no way that I'd be able to run a race after that traumatic experience.
Yes, that would be a VERY justifiable DNS and deserving of a refund!
Deletenice job, kathy!! good plan getting away from those pacers!! Congrats on a great race. The wind is never my friend. way to go!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Julie! Nothing messes me up worse on a run than the wind. Still a fabulous day!
DeleteBeautiful location for a race!! Great job considering the conditions, you should be proud!
ReplyDeleteI can't believe the porta potties fell over, good thing no one was in them!
Cringe-worthy but hilarious! Yep, I'm really happy about the race - I definitely gave it all I had!
DeleteNice pics, you really had fun and that was an exciting race event. Looking forward for more updates, Congratulations to all the participants for a great job well done.
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